HAITIAN DISASTER!!!

Have anyone of you read the news on the haitian?
So many death,so many destruction.
Imagine you are in their shoes.All your hometown are brought down by an earthquake!
No food to eat..You and your best friend have to fight for food so you can provide to your family!
No clean water to shower!
No appropriate house to live in!

Maybe it has never happened to you but if what if it happens to you?
WOULD YOU WISH FOR THE WORLD TO HELP EASE THE PAIN?'
TO HELP TO CONTRIBUTE SOME MONEY TO REDEVELOP THE PLACE?
OR TO PROVIDE SOME FOOD?(EVEN IF JUST A LITTLE?)

Many of us are reluctant to donate to the haitians just because we are afraid the unscrupulous people will con off the money we donated!
Why give it to those people when we have Red Cross,Red Crescent?
Hopefully all of you guys will try to persuade more people to donate some things to them,may it be cash or food or even clothes...

Rich or poor,i hope you guys have the heart to help people around the world!

‘Why I Like It Longer’

The longer the better.
That's what most men would want.
In this world,who does not like longer things.
When it is longer,then we can have more fun.
More excitement.More experience.
Isn't that what everyone wants?
I don't want it to be bigger.
People will think I am a freak.
I just want it to be longer!

I asked 3 of my friends this question while having dinner.
"If and only if this life you can something longer,what do you extend?"

First one says "Life!"

Then i asked why.

"You can live longer and see more people.You can see your family more!That will make them happy!

Hmmm...not bad i think.

Then i asked the second person and he gave me this answer.
"Of course i want a longer TV!"
I was like "FUA(shocked)!!!Why this one?Siao!(means crazy)
He commented,"Taiko,longer TV means i can enjoy more movies!I movie fanatic eh.All Korean series also i watch d la.You want the TV to be bigger or longer,I don't care.As long as i can watch movies comfortably!)
(Siao kia(crazy kid).Celaka.I think he didnt answer my question properly lo.Where got longer TV eh?)

Then i proceed to the last friend(haih!such a perverted guy)
Well i think you can guess what is the answer.
He answer "DI_K!"(brazenly.LOL.I have no idea what excites him so much.)
(holy crap!the people around looked at us and we lowered down our conversation)

"Why?"I asked.

"aiyoyo.You still ginna ko ar?(in Hokkien! ginna ko ar means you are still a kid is it?)Longer means better.According to bla bla bla...(didnt really pay attention to the news and facts).So in order to make your wife happy,you need a longer one(just got the final part).Hahaha"
(all of us laughed together!)
**can't help it.perverted jokes often work the best among other jokes!**












You all listen properly.You guys are wrong!
"If and only if this life you can something longer,what do you extend?"
The answer is the superior

an LG Chocolate Phone!!!

 "You see this!IF you have this phone,you can take more pictures of your family members and you with it's 5 Megapixel camera! Longer means you can take more family member in your picture la.Don't need cramp!You happy,your family also happy.You don't need a longer life for that lo!"

 

" With this treasure,you can watch as many movies you like!Longer now,equipped with  4-inch widescreen, crystal clear HD resolution in order to let you watch till you shiok.I think you can even feel that you are inside the movie lo.haha.(to tease him, i exaggerate a bit).Where got people have a longer TV eh?Doesn't make sense lo!But this phone can let you surf internet also and view videos like you are in cinema! 

 

"Hiao kong(perverted king).You want your wife happy ar,you buy her this phone!Even fashion experts say this longer phone like supermodel.Shorter phone so common!Got limited edition case also!She can show off to her friends as well.You buy this for your wife,she will crazy till her jaw drop!You heard before right,diamond is girl's best friend!But Chocolate LG phone is your wife's best friend!

So why not longer?That's why i like it longer!

 

MALAYSIAN LEADER's QUALITIES!!

Let me describe some of the leadership qualities i know...
A LEADER IS SUPPOSED TO BE
1)GOOD
2)DECISIVE
3)VERSATILE
4)ABLE TO SPEAK WELL
5)SMART LOOKING
6)and etc...


Able to get this from the web.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV89G-wrgDQ

THEN NOW we compare what it takes to be a leader,ok?
GOod at reading from text!

Why is it a problem when christians use the word Allah?
In his mind,"oh yes!"luckily i prepared an essay for this question!"
The worst part is he got bombarded by the spokesman and he didnt realized that!
"It's fine reading that material" but you still did not answer me(interpreted)!!"
Then the leader thinks "oh shit!how to answer this!let's continue reading my essay!"

....
....

reverend:"We're not pushing it right now!It has been used over centuries!"
**Good answer!!At least you don't prepare an essay!!!**

Spokesman:According to reverend,he said that this has been used for centuries,so what's the problem?

leader:.............(still thinking of what to say).............(still thinking)..............(OK i got it!i shall continue reading my essay!!to hell with the question!)ermm. we believe that....and so on..
***pls look at the camera !not the paper!!***Note:the paper is rising up!!he can't read it properly!!hurts his eye!!

....
Zachary guy is cool!!: someone is overreacting!
....

leader:oh shit where is my essay for this question!!cant find it!hmmmm.....search search!!
***pls do not make it so obvious!***
its always close to our heart..
and arghhhh its always close to our heart!!
omg....then what should i say!!
nvm then..can i stop from there?

spokesman:its fine.keep going!
**haha.good job spokesman**
**1 for Zachary-0 for leader!!**
Do you support the acts?

leader:Yes we condemn but .....(so he support to an extent?).WTh?

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spokesman:Malaysian population
Malays 65%(so high.wow!)
Chinese 26%
Indians and ethnics 9%
**1Malaysian comes under scrutiny under the recent happenings**

....this time he didnt read from text!good job!Thats more like it!

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spokesman:your constitution seems to back up what reverend has said.

leader:(i wont give up)!not really(i got the essay for this..luckily i came prepared).(lets see what i remember!) ok..bla bla bla....the misuse word will cause confusion to Muslims(meaning all?)
.....

Zachary really did his homework!!cool!!(Election,losing party)

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reverend:come back to the point of confusion!teachings in mosque,teachings in church.how can there be confusion?9% confusing 65% of population!

1 for reverend-0 for leader!!!

leader:(oh shit!i said the wrong thing!change direction!)some percentage will be confused....still not answering question!!

even the spokesman(waste my time asking you)quickly diverts away from leader and to zachary...

overall score for leader-0
reverend-1
zachary-1

I'm curious,what did he get for his English?since students took 1119 or MUET in school.he certainly cant do a discussion...And one more thing.Interview is not an open book exam where you can bring in all the papers your secretary made for you..Even if you do that,at least make an effort to read it before the interview..

How the hell did he make it to be a leader?Isn't there anyone more qualified?What a disgrace.

Well,at least he says thank you!

Do you mean what you say?

Most of the people today likes to give blank promises-well the first thing they wanted to do this is to brush other people's balls,make them happy.
The one thing that didnt pass their brain is how can he/she fulfill the promise!

Lets take Malaysia as example.Recently there has been arson attack on churches.Why?The menial thing,usage of 'ALLAH' for Cristian.I think now the number of churches burnt is around 10..
Why the violence?Everything you cant get,you riot.Burn houses.Dont you think this is something similar to the Japanese when they conquered Malaysia?And you think your action is right...what an irony....and they say japanese are cruel....
Let's get back to the point.
Recently, our Prime Minister declared that Malaysia will be of 1-Malaysia...
With the recent happenings,let's see who will our PM side?
His 1-Malaysia plan or his beloved Malay race?

TR2201

This semester i'm taking this module..YEAAA!!!
Kind of interesting i think..
First of all,the module is less study and more hands-on project....Something i like the most.
The second thing is this module practically requires us to create our own business ,which is something i want!!!OH NUS GOD!!THANK YOU for giving this module..
The lecturer is funny and quite interesting in fact unlike the other lecturers that read from the slides and lousy pronunciation that makes amplifies its difficulty..
MR ANDREW..quite a bigshot in the high tech business ..he told us his life story and his success and that makes me more eager to be like him.Rich and happy!!

Well wish me luck!!IF you have any stupid ideas for a business,please comment!!Stupid ideas are the start of every business!!

WORK WORK!

Good morning sunshine!
A very new day with a new breath.
GUESSWHAT!!.
I worked and earned some cash today.Working as an ambassador is so much fun.Bringing new students around while you get some cash.Sounds nice isn't it?I guided a exchange student from China and lead her to her room.Nothing to do in hand,i brought her around her residence(THE PLACE WHERE I STAYS HAS 6 RESIDENCES).Believe it or not,most of the people,or actually everyone remember the whole area in one go!!HAha.SO if i am not mistaken,the China girl will be losing her way again.Well got to go again.Duty calls!

Feeling free ?or not?

Well many of us have felt this way before.We know that we have something to do,lying somewhere in our room,but still our own hands deny all the instructions our brain transmits.
It is a terrible feeling,indeed.Procrastination, or call it whatever you like is the most terrifying things that can wander around in someone's head.
First i wanted to do a trip.
"OK,lets do it tomorrow since there is not enough people today!"
The next day,"aiyo,i think i will do it tomorrow le.Today go out eat first."
...
The next week,"hmm,no people around already.How to do?"
Everything got canceled,thanks to this stupid attitude!!!

I have been having this destructive attitude for a while now,
and i'm set to send this attitude to oblivion!!!
YEAR2010 resolution!!!