Tuesday, August 25, 2009

JOKES

One day there was this robbery.A pregnant women was caught in between the robbery.Stupidly enough,the robber fired 2 bullets at the lady.The bullets hit her stomach but she didnt die.
When giving birth,doctors said THE BULLETS WERE FOUND IN THE BABIES-ONE GUY ONE GIRL.The doctor told the lady"It's safe .They wont die.When they reach puberty,the bullts will come out."So the lady ignore problem and forgot about it.
When the baby girl reach puberty,she Ran to her mom and said'MOM.Mom.I found a bullet in mt pad."Shocked,the mom told her not to worry.
Suddenly the boy ran to mom and said,"MOM mom.I was doing 'it' and i killed the dog.

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