‘Why I Like It Longer’

The longer the better.
That's what most men would want.
In this world,who does not like longer things.
When it is longer,then we can have more fun.
More excitement.More experience.
Isn't that what everyone wants?
I don't want it to be bigger.
People will think I am a freak.
I just want it to be longer!

I asked 3 of my friends this question while having dinner.
"If and only if this life you can something longer,what do you extend?"

First one says "Life!"

Then i asked why.

"You can live longer and see more people.You can see your family more!That will make them happy!

Hmmm...not bad i think.

Then i asked the second person and he gave me this answer.
"Of course i want a longer TV!"
I was like "FUA(shocked)!!!Why this one?Siao!(means crazy)
He commented,"Taiko,longer TV means i can enjoy more movies!I movie fanatic eh.All Korean series also i watch d la.You want the TV to be bigger or longer,I don't care.As long as i can watch movies comfortably!)
(Siao kia(crazy kid).Celaka.I think he didnt answer my question properly lo.Where got longer TV eh?)

Then i proceed to the last friend(haih!such a perverted guy)
Well i think you can guess what is the answer.
He answer "DI_K!"(brazenly.LOL.I have no idea what excites him so much.)
(holy crap!the people around looked at us and we lowered down our conversation)

"Why?"I asked.

"aiyoyo.You still ginna ko ar?(in Hokkien! ginna ko ar means you are still a kid is it?)Longer means better.According to bla bla bla...(didnt really pay attention to the news and facts).So in order to make your wife happy,you need a longer one(just got the final part).Hahaha"
(all of us laughed together!)
**can't help it.perverted jokes often work the best among other jokes!**












You all listen properly.You guys are wrong!
"If and only if this life you can something longer,what do you extend?"
The answer is the superior

an LG Chocolate Phone!!!

 "You see this!IF you have this phone,you can take more pictures of your family members and you with it's 5 Megapixel camera! Longer means you can take more family member in your picture la.Don't need cramp!You happy,your family also happy.You don't need a longer life for that lo!"

 

" With this treasure,you can watch as many movies you like!Longer now,equipped with  4-inch widescreen, crystal clear HD resolution in order to let you watch till you shiok.I think you can even feel that you are inside the movie lo.haha.(to tease him, i exaggerate a bit).Where got people have a longer TV eh?Doesn't make sense lo!But this phone can let you surf internet also and view videos like you are in cinema! 

 

"Hiao kong(perverted king).You want your wife happy ar,you buy her this phone!Even fashion experts say this longer phone like supermodel.Shorter phone so common!Got limited edition case also!She can show off to her friends as well.You buy this for your wife,she will crazy till her jaw drop!You heard before right,diamond is girl's best friend!But Chocolate LG phone is your wife's best friend!

So why not longer?That's why i like it longer!