HAITIAN DISASTER!!!

Have anyone of you read the news on the haitian?
So many death,so many destruction.
Imagine you are in their shoes.All your hometown are brought down by an earthquake!
No food to eat..You and your best friend have to fight for food so you can provide to your family!
No clean water to shower!
No appropriate house to live in!

Maybe it has never happened to you but if what if it happens to you?
WOULD YOU WISH FOR THE WORLD TO HELP EASE THE PAIN?'
TO HELP TO CONTRIBUTE SOME MONEY TO REDEVELOP THE PLACE?
OR TO PROVIDE SOME FOOD?(EVEN IF JUST A LITTLE?)

Many of us are reluctant to donate to the haitians just because we are afraid the unscrupulous people will con off the money we donated!
Why give it to those people when we have Red Cross,Red Crescent?
Hopefully all of you guys will try to persuade more people to donate some things to them,may it be cash or food or even clothes...

Rich or poor,i hope you guys have the heart to help people around the world!

‘Why I Like It Longer’

The longer the better.
That's what most men would want.
In this world,who does not like longer things.
When it is longer,then we can have more fun.
More excitement.More experience.
Isn't that what everyone wants?
I don't want it to be bigger.
People will think I am a freak.
I just want it to be longer!

I asked 3 of my friends this question while having dinner.
"If and only if this life you can something longer,what do you extend?"

First one says "Life!"

Then i asked why.

"You can live longer and see more people.You can see your family more!That will make them happy!

Hmmm...not bad i think.

Then i asked the second person and he gave me this answer.
"Of course i want a longer TV!"
I was like "FUA(shocked)!!!Why this one?Siao!(means crazy)
He commented,"Taiko,longer TV means i can enjoy more movies!I movie fanatic eh.All Korean series also i watch d la.You want the TV to be bigger or longer,I don't care.As long as i can watch movies comfortably!)
(Siao kia(crazy kid).Celaka.I think he didnt answer my question properly lo.Where got longer TV eh?)

Then i proceed to the last friend(haih!such a perverted guy)
Well i think you can guess what is the answer.
He answer "DI_K!"(brazenly.LOL.I have no idea what excites him so much.)
(holy crap!the people around looked at us and we lowered down our conversation)

"Why?"I asked.

"aiyoyo.You still ginna ko ar?(in Hokkien! ginna ko ar means you are still a kid is it?)Longer means better.According to bla bla bla...(didnt really pay attention to the news and facts).So in order to make your wife happy,you need a longer one(just got the final part).Hahaha"
(all of us laughed together!)
**can't help it.perverted jokes often work the best among other jokes!**












You all listen properly.You guys are wrong!
"If and only if this life you can something longer,what do you extend?"
The answer is the superior

an LG Chocolate Phone!!!

 "You see this!IF you have this phone,you can take more pictures of your family members and you with it's 5 Megapixel camera! Longer means you can take more family member in your picture la.Don't need cramp!You happy,your family also happy.You don't need a longer life for that lo!"

 

" With this treasure,you can watch as many movies you like!Longer now,equipped with  4-inch widescreen, crystal clear HD resolution in order to let you watch till you shiok.I think you can even feel that you are inside the movie lo.haha.(to tease him, i exaggerate a bit).Where got people have a longer TV eh?Doesn't make sense lo!But this phone can let you surf internet also and view videos like you are in cinema! 

 

"Hiao kong(perverted king).You want your wife happy ar,you buy her this phone!Even fashion experts say this longer phone like supermodel.Shorter phone so common!Got limited edition case also!She can show off to her friends as well.You buy this for your wife,she will crazy till her jaw drop!You heard before right,diamond is girl's best friend!But Chocolate LG phone is your wife's best friend!

So why not longer?That's why i like it longer!

 

MALAYSIAN LEADER's QUALITIES!!

Let me describe some of the leadership qualities i know...
A LEADER IS SUPPOSED TO BE
1)GOOD
2)DECISIVE
3)VERSATILE
4)ABLE TO SPEAK WELL
5)SMART LOOKING
6)and etc...


Able to get this from the web.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV89G-wrgDQ

THEN NOW we compare what it takes to be a leader,ok?
GOod at reading from text!

Why is it a problem when christians use the word Allah?
In his mind,"oh yes!"luckily i prepared an essay for this question!"
The worst part is he got bombarded by the spokesman and he didnt realized that!
"It's fine reading that material" but you still did not answer me(interpreted)!!"
Then the leader thinks "oh shit!how to answer this!let's continue reading my essay!"

....
....

reverend:"We're not pushing it right now!It has been used over centuries!"
**Good answer!!At least you don't prepare an essay!!!**

Spokesman:According to reverend,he said that this has been used for centuries,so what's the problem?

leader:.............(still thinking of what to say).............(still thinking)..............(OK i got it!i shall continue reading my essay!!to hell with the question!)ermm. we believe that....and so on..
***pls look at the camera !not the paper!!***Note:the paper is rising up!!he can't read it properly!!hurts his eye!!

....
Zachary guy is cool!!: someone is overreacting!
....

leader:oh shit where is my essay for this question!!cant find it!hmmmm.....search search!!
***pls do not make it so obvious!***
its always close to our heart..
and arghhhh its always close to our heart!!
omg....then what should i say!!
nvm then..can i stop from there?

spokesman:its fine.keep going!
**haha.good job spokesman**
**1 for Zachary-0 for leader!!**
Do you support the acts?

leader:Yes we condemn but .....(so he support to an extent?).WTh?

......
......
......

spokesman:Malaysian population
Malays 65%(so high.wow!)
Chinese 26%
Indians and ethnics 9%
**1Malaysian comes under scrutiny under the recent happenings**

....this time he didnt read from text!good job!Thats more like it!

......
......

spokesman:your constitution seems to back up what reverend has said.

leader:(i wont give up)!not really(i got the essay for this..luckily i came prepared).(lets see what i remember!) ok..bla bla bla....the misuse word will cause confusion to Muslims(meaning all?)
.....

Zachary really did his homework!!cool!!(Election,losing party)

......
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reverend:come back to the point of confusion!teachings in mosque,teachings in church.how can there be confusion?9% confusing 65% of population!

1 for reverend-0 for leader!!!

leader:(oh shit!i said the wrong thing!change direction!)some percentage will be confused....still not answering question!!

even the spokesman(waste my time asking you)quickly diverts away from leader and to zachary...

overall score for leader-0
reverend-1
zachary-1

I'm curious,what did he get for his English?since students took 1119 or MUET in school.he certainly cant do a discussion...And one more thing.Interview is not an open book exam where you can bring in all the papers your secretary made for you..Even if you do that,at least make an effort to read it before the interview..

How the hell did he make it to be a leader?Isn't there anyone more qualified?What a disgrace.

Well,at least he says thank you!

Do you mean what you say?

Most of the people today likes to give blank promises-well the first thing they wanted to do this is to brush other people's balls,make them happy.
The one thing that didnt pass their brain is how can he/she fulfill the promise!

Lets take Malaysia as example.Recently there has been arson attack on churches.Why?The menial thing,usage of 'ALLAH' for Cristian.I think now the number of churches burnt is around 10..
Why the violence?Everything you cant get,you riot.Burn houses.Dont you think this is something similar to the Japanese when they conquered Malaysia?And you think your action is right...what an irony....and they say japanese are cruel....
Let's get back to the point.
Recently, our Prime Minister declared that Malaysia will be of 1-Malaysia...
With the recent happenings,let's see who will our PM side?
His 1-Malaysia plan or his beloved Malay race?

TR2201

This semester i'm taking this module..YEAAA!!!
Kind of interesting i think..
First of all,the module is less study and more hands-on project....Something i like the most.
The second thing is this module practically requires us to create our own business ,which is something i want!!!OH NUS GOD!!THANK YOU for giving this module..
The lecturer is funny and quite interesting in fact unlike the other lecturers that read from the slides and lousy pronunciation that makes amplifies its difficulty..
MR ANDREW..quite a bigshot in the high tech business ..he told us his life story and his success and that makes me more eager to be like him.Rich and happy!!

Well wish me luck!!IF you have any stupid ideas for a business,please comment!!Stupid ideas are the start of every business!!

WORK WORK!

Good morning sunshine!
A very new day with a new breath.
GUESSWHAT!!.
I worked and earned some cash today.Working as an ambassador is so much fun.Bringing new students around while you get some cash.Sounds nice isn't it?I guided a exchange student from China and lead her to her room.Nothing to do in hand,i brought her around her residence(THE PLACE WHERE I STAYS HAS 6 RESIDENCES).Believe it or not,most of the people,or actually everyone remember the whole area in one go!!HAha.SO if i am not mistaken,the China girl will be losing her way again.Well got to go again.Duty calls!

Feeling free ?or not?

Well many of us have felt this way before.We know that we have something to do,lying somewhere in our room,but still our own hands deny all the instructions our brain transmits.
It is a terrible feeling,indeed.Procrastination, or call it whatever you like is the most terrifying things that can wander around in someone's head.
First i wanted to do a trip.
"OK,lets do it tomorrow since there is not enough people today!"
The next day,"aiyo,i think i will do it tomorrow le.Today go out eat first."
...
The next week,"hmm,no people around already.How to do?"
Everything got canceled,thanks to this stupid attitude!!!

I have been having this destructive attitude for a while now,
and i'm set to send this attitude to oblivion!!!
YEAR2010 resolution!!!

How small are you in the real world?!

Many of us would really feel miniature compared to our own colleagues,given their strength,their scores,their income and many other things.
Nevertheless,it is not a matter of how many things they win you,but what actually matters is how you can be better at the things you are good in.I've encountered so many things in this kind of situation and this really changes me a lot.
Previously i was a study freak who is unwilling to open myself to the outside world,but now i am going to step outside of my safe zone.Although i realized that i am left behind in terms of everything,i will still strive and thrive throughout my life!!
A piece of advice to everyone out there!DOn't waste your life away feeling unsecured.Change the feelings into something productive!!!GOod luck to you!

SORRY for the inconvenience!

Due to exam week ,the blog is put on hold for the next two weeks.Thank you.

HOW do Hernan Cortes define commitment?!

In 1519,under the sponsorship of Cuba's Governor Velaquez, Cortes sailed from Cuba to the Mexican mainland with the goal of gaining riches for Spain and fame for himself.Though only thirty-four years old, the young Spanish captain had prepared his whole life for such a chance.
But the soldiers under his command were not as dedicated as he.After he landed,there was talk that the men might mutiny and return to Cuba with his ships.
What was his solution?
He burned the ships.
How dedicated are you to your team?
Are you really committed, or do you have an "out",just in case things dont work out?
If so,maybe you need to burn the ships.Remember,there is no such thing as hallhhearted champion.

committment!!!how to flesh it out?!

COMMITMENT is usually discovered in the MIDST of adversity!
the harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
-vince lombardi

commitment does not depend on gifts or abilities!

commitment comes as the result of choice, not conditions!

commitment lasts when it's based on values.
anytime you make choices based on solid life values, then you are in a better position to sustain your level of commitment!

Committed teammates?

The moment one definitely commits oneself,
than Providence moves too.All sorts of things occur
to help one that would never otherwise have occured.
A whole stream of events issue from the decision,
raising in one's favor all manner of unforeseen incidents
and meetings and material assistance which
no man could have dreamed come his way.
-William H.Murray

Ordinary people with commitment can make extraordinary impact on their world.
-john c.Maxwell

Daily take away!!COLLABORATION

Some boys were hiking in the woods one day when they came across part of an old abandoned railroad track stretching off through the trees.One of the boys jumped up onto a rail and tried walking on it.After a few steps, he lost his balance.
Another boy soon tried the same thing,and he also fell.The others laughed.
"I bet you can't do it either,"he barked at the others.One by one, the boys tried it, but they all failed.Even the best athlete of the bunch couldn't go more than a dozen steps without stumbling.
Then two of the boys began whispering to each other, and one of them challenged to each other:"I can walk on the rail all the wy to the end, and so can he."He pointed to his buddy.
"No, you can't"said one of the boys who had tried and failed.
"Bet you a candy bar each we can!"he answered, and the other boys accepted.
Then each of the two boys who had issued the challenge hopped onto a rail,reached out an arm,locked hands with the other, and carefully walked the whole distance.
As individuals, they could not meet the challenge.But working together,they easily won.The power of collaboration is multiplication.

Collaboration!!!

1.to collaborative team members, completing one another is more important than competing with one another.

2.True progress in any field is a relay race and not a single event.
-CAVETT ROBERTS

3.Usually when you collaborate with others, you win, they win, and the team wins.

The moral of the story is this world is not you alone.Try to work together with the people around you.Work as a team and win as a team.They will eb happy and you will be happy too.

New quotes!About collaborative.

Working together precedes winning together!!

All your strength is in union,
all your danger is in discord.
-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


Collaboration is multiplication.
-john C.Maxwell

Special story !!NAPOLEON!

One of the greatest generals in military history was Napoleon Bonaparte.Made a full general at the age of twenty-six, he utilized shrewd strategy, bold cunning, and lightning speed to his advantage to win many victories.
The Duke of WEllington,one of the general's most formidable enemies,sais, "I consider Napoleon's presence in the field equals to forty thousand men in the balance."
"I will tell you the mistake you are always making,"Napoleon said,addressing an opponent he had defeated."You draw up your plans the day before battle,when you do not yet know your adversary's movements."
Napoleon recognized in his losing opponent a weakness that he himself did not have:lack of adaptability.If you are willing to change and adapt for the sake of your team, you always have a chance to win.

Bring adaptability home!

1.get into the habit of learning
never stop learning something new as this process will keep on fueling itself.

2.reevaluate your role on your team
discover what roles you can perform best in your team and then see what other roles you can perform as well.be versatile

3.think outside the lines
be more of "what can be done" and not "it cant be done".
change your mindset if you want.be optimistic and be thinker

Quincy jones

A person's age can be determined by the degree of pain he experiences when he comes in contact with new idea.
UNTEACHABLE people have a difficult time with changes and as a result they never adapt well.

more ADAPTABILITY!

Inflexibility is one of the worst human failings.
You can learn to check impetuosity,overcome fear with confidence and laziness with discipline.
But for rigidity of mind there is no antidote.
It carries the seeds of its own destruction.
-Anonymmous

QUotes!

Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.

You defines what you are.Don't be pessimistic,but be optimistic.
You are only miserable if you allow yourself to be one.
So dont be the miserable one to do so.